...but still isn't using his litter box. (eww)
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9.6.08
A Few Questions
Has MySpace made high school reunions obsolete?
I mean, the only reason people go is to show everyone they aren't fat and poor. And if you can see that on the internet already, then why pay $50 a plate in some function room at the Holiday Inn just to have awkward conversations with the people fate happened to seat next to you in algebra?
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Why do I keep catching my cats eating the dog's food?
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Would everyone be embarrassed if a public list of all their online stalker activities were made available, or is it just me?
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Would it be considered assault if I ran around the city slapping wax on ladies with mustaches and then ripping it off? Like what exactly would be written on my police record?
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Why is acai juice so expensive? Monavie is like $45 a bottle! But it's good.
I mean, the only reason people go is to show everyone they aren't fat and poor. And if you can see that on the internet already, then why pay $50 a plate in some function room at the Holiday Inn just to have awkward conversations with the people fate happened to seat next to you in algebra?
***
Why do I keep catching my cats eating the dog's food?
***
Would everyone be embarrassed if a public list of all their online stalker activities were made available, or is it just me?
***
Would it be considered assault if I ran around the city slapping wax on ladies with mustaches and then ripping it off? Like what exactly would be written on my police record?
***
Why is acai juice so expensive? Monavie is like $45 a bottle! But it's good.
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