Talentless titbag Scarlett Johansson recently released a painfully dull, self-indulgent album of Tom Waits covers. Today she followed with a painfully dull and self-indulgent music video. In which writer Salman Rushdie is speaking to her for some reason?! But it's muted, so in all honesty he's probably asking her where the bathroom is and then hurriedly excusing himself to take a shit.This. As if her obnoxious, contrived quotes using 1950's leading lady vernacular weren't bad enough ("brazen harlot"? "fellows"? You're fucking 21 years old and you grew up in the 1990's. Eat a dick.)
I'm just waiting for one ballsy journalist with a soul to flat out ask this cow who she thinks she is, and inform her kindly what we know she's not. Because it's a long list.
For now, the emperor remains naked and oblivious.
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I didn't know you were back on the Glitter! Ha, when I wrote about Scarscar I thought, "I bet Pixie HATES this song!" The yin to my yang, or whatever :)
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